Darth Vader left me a voicemail message this morning at work. I couldn’t make out the whole message:
“hiuv, ish me, ay av sum good newf and sum bad newf…(muffled)…sum pieces of the tub ouh…(muffled) broh the sledgehammer.”

Darth Vader turned out to be my husband, who didn’t want to take off his respirator to leave me a message. I’m very proud of my safety minded hubby. Often, he’ll be wearing a hepa filter respirator, ear protection, goggles, a cap and sometimes a helmet. He could scare small children. The upshot is that he got some pieces of the bathtub out, but he also managed to break the sledgehammer. So our tub is only half broken.